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Jakethefalcon
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|  Subject: A fly lands in your soup  Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:56 pm | |
| So this is basically the same thing as Drakue's "You're In A Castle" except it's kind of silly and alot less realistic..
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A fly lands in your soup.. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:35 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:50 pm | |
| You swat the fly with your face. Your ceramic bowl breaks apart and your soup spills all over the table and on to the floor. The soup isn't the worst of your problems, though. A piece of the bowl is lodged in your face. The fly says "haha" in it's high pitched voice and flies away. What do you do. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:16 pm | |
| I grab that fucking fly like Jet-lee and pin it down. Then, I remove the peice of ceramic from my face and slowly cut the fly down the middle, saying "Not so funny now, is it?"
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:20 pm | |
| As you finish cutting the fly open, you realize you're losing blood really fast. You could pass out any minute now. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:35 am | |
| I stick the broken peice of bowl back into my new face-hole. Good as new! | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:41 pm | |
| You stick the piece of bowl back, but it isn't as good as you think. You have to hold the bowl piece, otherwise the blood flow will push it out. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:29 pm | |
| I slowly get up and walk to the emergancy room. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:36 pm | |
| As you're walking to the emergency room you realize that you live 5 miles out of town. You have a phone, though and you could put it to use. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:40 pm | |
| Ahah! I gleefully replace the pit of broken porcilin with my nice, thick, sturdy phone. That'll keep itself in place while I walk the rest of the way. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:46 pm | |
| The porcilin is sharper than you think and it slices 3 of your fingers off. When you put the phone in it makes the hole even bigger and the phone falls into you. | |
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| | Subject: Re: A fly lands in your soup Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:00 am | |
| I laugh hysterically, for now I am - MOBILE MAN! I can call anyone any time, so long as I don't bleed to death. I run to the hospital. | |
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